(If you’re looking for anything else, you might be unpleasantly surprised.)
BRAND NEW FOR XMAS 2022! |
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Love them or hate them, the one undisputable side effect of COVID vaccines is that we're all sick of arguing about them.
Whichever side you choose, this card is guaranteed to get under the skin of anyone who disagrees with your particular point of view. |
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Is 'glowing red nose' a symptom? Does Corona virus spread as easily as holiday cheer?
Will Santa leave a vaccine under your tree this year? This card won't give you answers to those questions –
but it will give you the perfect Christmas greeting for anyone who's suffering from COVID fatigue! |
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This card is clearly about the over-commercialization of Christmas.
Or maybe it's about cynicism towards religion? The truly optimistic might see it as a parable of selflessness.
But no matter your beliefs, this card has the potential to offend literally everyone on your list. |
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MAKE IT A #METOO CHRISTMAS! |
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MAKE XMAS GREAT AGAIN! |
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“Dude... where's my sleigh?” Rudolph is flying high in this new Christmas Card - the perfect card for the stoner in your life. |
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If you’ve been unfairly passed over for anything this year, this card is for you. |
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These handy stickers make re-gifting easier than ever: stick them on the crappy gifts you give or receive to indicate that this crappy gift is ideal for re-gifting! Remember to add one each time the re-gift changes hands, so you can keep track of how many times it has been re-gifted.
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OR... are you tired of people lazily re-gifting your well thought out gifts -- or your lazy re-gifts, for that matter? These handy stickers make it easy to indicate "hey, this gift is for YOU, sucker -- don't try passing it off to some other sucker when you're feeling too cheap to shell out for a gift card!" on the gifts you give this season. |
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Put this sticker on any gift to officially certify it as 'fair trade' -- as in 'you give me a crappy gift, I give you a crappy gift... and we'll call that a Fair Trade!" |
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Give this card to your sweet-heart this year, and I can guarantee they will look at you like they’ve never looked at you before. |
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This year, Mrs. Claus has been “naughty” by treating Rudolph too “nice”... This one is wrong on so many levels. |
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When Santa decides only a hand-made gift will do for his favourite reindeer, things get a little too real. |
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Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you get in the ring and fight? |
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Even Santa has his limits...
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Santa tried to get a simple reindeer repair, and ends up fed up with the up-sell... |
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Sometimes only genuine reindeer antler will do the trick... Download this one for free and see for yourself what Santa has in store on the inside of this card. |
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We’ve all been there before... you’ve got a “Kris Kringle” gift exchange at the office, but your choice of card gives you away - now they know who bought them the crappy gift! But NEVER AGAIN with our handy Secret Santa gift tags, guaranteed to tease and please. (If it’s one of those games where you trade/steal gifts, we recommend the poetic quip: “To: Maybe YOU!” on the inside) |
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